Burney

Well, after my thoroughly boring day, i was not expecting to see large plumes of smoke billowing out of my back garden when i got home. But, lo and behold, there was a fire at the bottom of the garden. Naidel's dad was burning the old shed as they got a new one today. He also burned the bitumen roof, which produced some big scary flames and some large plumes of very black smoke! I was only out there for five minutes and i reek of burning!!! The fire is now dying down and looks a bit like a lump of molten lava. Observe....See. Like molten lava. Methinks its not going to die down as quickly as Naidel's dad thinks....
Do spiders scream when they're burning?